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I laugh easily and frequently so having an excellent sense of humor is important. I'm sarcastic and quick witted, I like to joke around & I'm going to give you shit so try not to be so sensitive. I drink socially, don't smoke cigarettes and I don't do drugs. I have no kids and I've never been married. If you have crazy baby mama drama or you're still in a relationship please don't waste my time by responding. I'm dependable, trustworthy and honest to a fault and say exactly what's on my mind.I'm white, I have long dark hair, have sexy glasses, tan, short and curvy. I'm attracted to white guys over 200lbs, most likely if you consider your body type as ''thin'' I'm probably not gonna be attracted to you as I like somewhat bigger guys.As far as what I'm wanting, eventually a long term relationship but I see no need in rushing that kind of thing, so just chillin and getting to know each other for now is good. I try not to take life too seriously, I'm pretty relaxed and go with the flow. I keep drama out of my life and I expect you to be the same way.I love music, football, the cardinals, playing poker and blackjack, working out, reading, bonfires, tanning, going to concerts, going to dive bars, camping and road trips among many other things.I want someone honest, first and foremost. To be blunt I've been majorly fucked over in the past by someone that created drama, lied constantly and cheated on me numerous times. I will NEVER put up with any of that ever again so if that's the game you're into don't waste your time replying to this, I know what warning signs to watch out for. I've also recently realized that it's important for me to be with someone that's affectionate as well.I want someone to challenge me and debate with me, so don't be a puss.Of course I have pics, just didn't want to put them on craigslist (go figure). Email me, and something a little more creative that ''hey sup'' please, I'm not even gonna respond to that shit. Oh and put your favorite band in the subject.Thanks fellas ;)Hi okay so I am not expecting much at all from this but I figured why not! I moved here a little over a year ago and I have been single for a bit so I am now interested in getting back into dating or just a close friendship. Always down to make new friends :)I am 24 years old, avg height, athletic, blue eyes, brunette :)I really like tall guys I am looking for a guy get laid now is a serious college student (around my age), isn't a crazy parties but likes to have fun with his friends. I love board games, video games (yes I do have that side.. haha), LOVE SPORTS, fishing, snowboarding, camping, and anything outdoors. I'm competitive and a little stubborn. I prefer movie nights over going out to party.. I love adventures and being spontaneous. I'm very ambitious and positive, I'm basically always happy(: I do have a competitive side and I like guys who have dreams are motivated and aren't lazy!Anyways enough about me for now! Feel free to shoot me an email if you seem like this fits you. Please no old guys or creepers. I'm not desperate and not looking to hookup -.- Just want some genuine guys ? Is this possible? hahaPlease send a picture, CL is sketchy. Your pic gets mine.>>>>><<<<<>>>><<<<<

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I am single, trying to get over a heartbreak and just want to chat. I am not ready for a full blown relationship, or anything else, but was wondering where are getting laid good men? Are there any out there that are middle aged 45-50? I am fit, very hot, kind [...]