Anyone up for a movie or bowling or something? (21042, Ellicott City, MD, Howard County)
I'm 21 years young, 5'5, BBW, ivory skinned, black curly hair, light amber eyes. I'm pretty down to earth, like to hang out and go with the flow. I have a really weird sense of humor and will be amused but the most random of things. Sometimes I'm an indoor person *reading, drawing, play ps3, cook,etc* and sometimes I'm an outdoor person *beach, movies, train riding to random places, events, resturants, people watching*.Thats all I got to say for now about myself.Now for you: Just be your self, be in my AGE range, and Please be interested in some of the stuff ^ or close to that I have interest in. I would like to have a*put favorite scary movie in tagline so I know you read* lively convo that can go on, especially txting.NO jerks, wolf in sheep clothing. I'm not interested in hook ups, ''friends with benefits'' bull.If interested, write back about you and your interests. 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Let's save that for later!ThanksWant a decent man!. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ...I've been in a lot of rotten relationships. I am trying to keep my hopes up that there is a guy out there for me, but the optimism of that is getting less lol.About me: I'm 22, college grad, 2nd grade teacher, I love to travel, be outdoors, I enjoy photography, sketching, and writing. I like to try new things. I also like to just stay in and watch TV or movie, I like all kinds of movies and music, not really picky. I'm down to earth, good sense of humor and love to laugh, talk and have a good time. I also know how to be serious when needed. I take my relationships seriously (which might be why none of mine lasted, they were all scared of showing feelings). I am loyal, I don't cheat, I'll leave before I even THINK about doing that. I believe in sacrifice, commitment, and not just giving up when things get tough. 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Bare foot for a yoga class, Bikrim, the beach, laying out in the park or hanging around my apartment on a lazy day. I can also throw my heels on and go dancing, find a new restaurant, or go to an event. Or put on some flats for a boozy brunch, hit a museum, go to see a movie, hit up a dive bar, vintage/thrift shopping, house party or walking around. I love music! Really into classic rock, and my vinyl collection will tell you so. But I enjoy everything from blues to indie rock, metal, jazz, electronica, hip hop...Seeing live music is my ultimate idea of a good time.What I am looking for is a man. Someone who is independent and ambitious and really knows how to treat a woman. I do not feel that chivalry is dead, and it would be great to meet someone who has a similar versatile nature. I am big on communication and enjoy meeting people with open minds and understanding. I am very playful and fun loving. 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Are u my fantasy fucker? - w4m (Ellicott City, 21042 , Howard County)
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