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Just putting this out there ... (Somerset, 8873, NJ )
Maybe it's the weather, but I was thinking today that it might be nice to have a semi-special someone to do things with, like go on long aimless bike rides, eat tacos, trespass, scavenge free boxes, talk about books and movies, camp. I can (and do and will) do these things alone or with friends, but there's something sweet about segueing from a literary discussion to making out. Unfortunately, I think this sort of medium engenders expectations which kills the possibility of anything genuine. But... maybe.Anyway, for the more practical bits: I'm happy and kind and busy. I'm average height and on the sturdy end, bodywise: not fat but never delicate. Some people think getting laid attractive and I'm sure others don't. I tend towards an aesthetic somewhere between the practical and the absurd. I'm much less serious than I think the tone of this implies. I hope you are interesting, independent, and honest. Somewhat fit would be nice. At least ride a bike, but more in the style of a commuter than a cyclist, because me in street clothes and you in spandex will look silly. If you are hungry - for experience, for activity, for knowledge, and, sure, for food - then we'll have something in common. Beyond that, we'll see, but bonus points for living nearby, being neither an addict nor stodgy, liking animals, or interest in organic/sustainable agriculture. I'm not terribly worried about finding someone as I enjoy my own company just fine, so I'll probably only reply if your message piques my interest. Should that occur, I'm also willing to trade pictures. Take care.
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In town for summer, looking for job (Somerset, 8873 , Somerset County)
I'm in town for the summer and the funding for my summer internship just fell through.I think all the good jobs are taken but in a desperate but novel getting laid I'm hoping that one of you gentlemen will offer me a job!I'm smart, friendly and an independent learner. My career path is anything/everything communications: graphic arts, video production, social media, research, copywriting, proofing.I don't have a problem doing personal assistant kind of things or office work, I just need to have a job that pays well. I'm definitely openminded about job duties, though would need extreme discretion for anything untraditional.The location has to be near transit because I sold my car to come here.