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Too horny to sleep. Up thinking about the daddy that got away. Bout three yrs ago I was seduced by my nieghbor. He was an older man in his mid fifties. Salt and pepper hair, hot little goatee, a killer smile and bedroom eyes. Strong, self assured, confident, sexy as hell and I dont know why I still cant stop thinking of him. His energy was overpowering. We always talked, mildly flirted, he was always pleasant and helpful. He was so masculine. Always snow blowed my driveway. Shoveled my sidewalks or cut my front lawn if hubby was out of town. He always made sure I was ok when my husband was out of town. Stopped over with leftovers, Brought over beer or a bottle of wine. Often joked around and would say he was going to have to put me over his knee. I never really thought twice about it until I caught him watching me when I would talk to him. Caught him lookin at my cleavage once or twice. He made my ears red and my insides giddy. I eventually developed a secret crush on him. I think he liked me too. If I came out, he was there. We often laughed, joked and he would call me his future ex wife.. Lol...So I was flattered and we began to mildly flirt.. His wife was a dried up old hag and my husband was always getting laid of town and we would joke about our Non existent sex lives. One night I was sittin out back having a glasss of wine and a smoke, I heard him say to me, ( keep smokin little girl, I am going to have to put u over my knee.) I laughed it off.. I invited him over since the kids were in bed and hubby was out of town & I was lonely. I offered him a drink and as I walked over to hand it to him he says to me, (set the glass on the table and come here.) As I stood in front of him he put his arms on my hips and pulled me on his lap, then he kissed me. Sweetest kiss ever. Then he pulled out my breasts and suckled on my nipples, I was buzzed but knew it was wrong so I stood up and he grabbed my hand pulling me towards him, he reached his hand up towards my face and as I stood before him he began to kiss me, before I could protest he had his hand up my shorts and his thick fingers were deep inside me. His kiss, his hand, the wine, I came and squirted all over. He said, Thats a good little girl.. He just held me. Just like that, I was hooked. He did things to me that I never knew could be done. I now enjoy anal sex, I love toys, I have no gag reflex and I like an occassional paddle. He owned me for 3 yrs. Noone ever knew. He moved away last winter and I need another daddy.T-Mobile, America's First Nationwide 4G Network

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