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up a conversation with me using a dazzling line like, ''Hey, how's it going?'' and then listen for the answer.I am very open about what I want and am looking for the same.You have to tell me what you expect of me and hopefullyI can fullfill my duties for my master. You can't be afraid to demand what you need. Hi,I am looking for a good guy. Someone sane, romantic, fun, laid-back and loves to travel. I am down-to-earth, intelligent, sweet, uncomplicated and just a fun girl with a passion for learning, ethnic foods, people of different ethnicities, romantic dinners, wine bars, dance (bellydance is my favorite) theater, days at the park with my dog, moonlit walks, nature, astrology, love flowers etc.. I am a non-smoker, D/D free, please be the same. Currently, I am in graduate school, work and am enjoying the city.I've been in a lot of rotten relationships. I am trying to keep my hopes up that there is a guy out there for me, but the optimism of that is getting less lol.About me: I'm 21, college grad, 2nd grade teacher, I love to travel, be outdoors, I enjoy photography, sketching, and writing. I like to try new things. I also like to just stay in and watch TV or movie, I like all kinds of movies and music, not really picky.I'm down to earth, good sense of humor and love to laugh, talk and have a good time. I also know how to be serious when needed. I take my relationships seriously (which might be why none of mine lasted, they were all scared of showing feelings). I am loyal, I don't cheat, I'll leave before I even THINK about doing that. I believe in sacrifice, commitment, and not just giving up when things get tough. I think that 90% of this world is too selfish to make a relationship last, which is what scares me, I want to find the 10% that believe in committing to one person the rest of their life.About you: hard worker, job, place to stay, car, stable and can take care of yourself. have a good sense of humor but also knows how to be serious. Doesn't party all the time, but likes to every now and again. Attractive. You must not smoke (anything!) I'm allergic to cigs and I can't have other stuff around me because of my career.Email me, tell me more about you, send a picture (A MUST) and you'll get mine in return. Hope to hear from someone soon!Thanks:)
are you the one? (Monroe, 10950 , Orange County)
been busy for a few years not with school and owning a business. but now im ready and free to finally go out on dates again, explore, try new things and im looking for my partner in crime (:im 22.asian.graduated.have my own car.pretty independent.loves how to get laid online
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Smash This Cougar (10950, NY, Orange County)
Here's the deal dudes.....lookin for a hot, young, cocky athletic dude that wants to bang my mom. She's hot enough to pull younger guys and i know she's not gettin any so i need you to help change that. Want a dude that she can think is my friend or buddy and we all go out one night and we work on gettin you laid. Just wanna have her get her brains banged out by a hot young stud. You guys will like her, blonde, busty, ''SoCal'' mom type. Send your pics and stats and let's get to work on this! Want you to be a dick about it after and tell me all about it, brag, etc. I getting laid
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late night action? (Monroe, New York , Black Dirt Region)
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