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As the days go by, the want gets stronger and the loneliness kicks in. I am not one that is very fond of being alone. I am not looking for a FWB or one night stand. I am looking for that connection with someone who enjoys the little things and is completely content just cuddled up on the couch watching tv. I wish to learn new things and expand my horizons with new experiences and a fresh view on life. I miss feeling wanted, special, important. I need someone who can support my dreams and my wants and not hold me back. Someone to bring out the best in me and make me strive to be a better person. I have my flaws, I am only human, but I try my best. Im going to say right now that if you are a gamer, anime lover, or shorter than 5'10, its not gonna work. The last might seem a little harsh but I am 6' tall myself and I'm tired of being the tallest person everywhere I go. I have tried settling before, but they all turned out bad anyway so I might as well get something I So a little about myself. I am a smoker, I am fat, and getting laid don't care. I'm working on the weight issue but I don't see myself quitting anytime soon. I dance in grocery stores and I sing whenever I know the lyrics. I believe life is meant to be lived, and lived happily. I do what makes me happy, because I am the only one responsible for my happiness, so if you aren't cool with that, I'm not your girl. I am a total bookworm, have been since I was 4. I love all types of music from rock to rap to opera to metal, to orchestral, and country. I am loud, I talk too much, and I can be selfish at times. But I also can be serious, am a great listener, and give all I can. I wear my heart on my sleeve and have no secrets. I don't regret anything and look forward to everything. I am spontaneous, like to speak before I think, and I have been told I have a death wish. What's life without a little excitement? So if you have gotten this far, and I haven't scared you off, you are probably the only one. Congratulations! so send me an email, see if we click, get to know each other and see where things go. I am not looking for one liners or just a phone number, show me you have a brain and give me a little insight. Think outside the box =) put your favorite author in the subject line, your pic gets mine

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I'm interested in meeting a normal (try to contain your laughter), confident & funny MAN (emphasis on the testosterone) for a little bit a of fun. Ideally, I'd love to meet someone who I sparked with and could develop an ongoing casual relationship, but I think we all know that going into these types of ''encounters'' with any sort of expectation is a recipe for disaster and, ultimately, disappointment. So, I propose we make no rules or commitments, beyond hanging out that one time and making our own rules from there. Maybe that means calling/texting the next day, or maybe it's never speaking again? We can make it up as we go, without any of the pressure...Please email me a picture of yourself (not your junk), your age, and a brief description. I will respond in-kind. Please type ''Single'' in the subject line, so I know that you read get layed and that you're single...and ready to mingle. :)

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