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I would like to meet up with an kind, adventurous guy who's at least 21 getting laid under 50 yrs old. I'm cute, 26 years old, weigh around 120 pounds, and I'm 5 feet 7 inches. In search of a fwb that perhaps will lead to something more serious.


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Hang out? See where it goes (7026, Garfield, New Jersey)
Hanging out at home right now watching ''Suits'' on Netflix and halfway studying for finals.I'm down to earth and drama free I don't have time for it. I surf, play soccer and basketball (on occasion) and go running, not a big gym person I prefer to be outdoors I also skateboard and bike. I hold my own, I am independent and not clingy. Fit but curvy. 5'2 about 140, my weight is in the right places. I'm Lebanese, White and Puerto Rican. Brunette and Hazel Eyes. I have 4 tats as well.21 y/o in a month, studying at CSULB graduating in another year majoring wanna get laid BioChemistry. Going to get my Masters and PhD.Smart, Confident, Sexy and Relaxed. I know what I want in life and know what I don't want. I will not put myself at risk for a man. I am goal oriented.I do not smoke. I drink socially on occasion. I love to cuddle and snuggle :)If you are looking for a booty call or friends with benefits do not reply I AM NOT INTERESTED.Pic 4 PicLooking to get to know someone for now and see where it goes. Male 18-35 cute smile and eyes give me an email so we can talk and get to know each other. Please be in a healthy weight range nobody obese please =) no offense. Just not my type. Open to any race. Any height above 5'4 is acceptable because I am small.

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I am a cute and 22 years old funny girl. I'm looking for someone between 27 to 35 getting laid old with a nice smile and free.

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Make My Toes Curl! (Garfield, 7026 , Bergen County)
You know the feeling you get when being with someone for the first time when its exciting and a little nervous and getting laid sure how its going to be together??? Its been a while for me I'm dying to feel that again. I'm attractive you'll like me.

Married? Bored with your Sex Life? (Garfield, New Jersey , Hudson Valley)
Have you ever had your balls drained? I mean really, thoroughly drained dry? If you can handle it, it's an intense experience and one you won't soon forget. It's a technique I've perfected that churns and coaxes the backed up cum from deep, deep inside your balls and completely drains them bone dry before you experience the most intense orgasm of your life...The technique involves me working your cock with various methods of gentle stimulation, by hand and oral and bringing you to the brink of orgasm. There's no rush to get you there and sometimes it happens quickly and sometimes it takes a while. As you get dangerously close to the point of no return I'll push you as close to the edge of release as possible and just before you feel the cum boiling up from your balls and they tighten up in your sack in anticipation of sweet release I'll STOP all stimulation of your cock!! The result is the first of several ''orgasms'' but without the intense feelings of convulsing pleasure you're used to. Instead, you'll feel your semen dribbling from your cock as it sways and bobs in the air, the head flared, an angry red color and you realize that your pleasure has been cut short the second before you would have exploded. You'll have no control and no choice but to ride out the wave of ''almost but not quite'' pleasure until it subsides. Then, I'll slowly start working your cock again using the ejaculate that dribbled out as natural lube. This time you'll notice that your cock is incredibly sensitive to touch and it takes almost nothing to bring you once again to the edge of climax. Right before the big moment I'll STOP! You'll be deprived of that glorious stimulation that makes cumming so intense. Once again I'll let your engorged dick bob around helplessly as it dribbles cum down the shaft and on to your ball sack. I'll repeat the sequence several more times bringing you to the edge again and again, letting the juices leak slowly from your cockhead until your balls run completely dry. There will literally be nothing left to drain out. Soon you'll be begging me to just let you cum, to feel the full rush of an orgasm racking your body and each time I'll bring you right to the edge and then ruin it! You'll be squirming in the chair, wanting so badly to cum, feeling your body shake with over stimulation from being teased to the point of release over and over, but not being allowed to.By this point you STILL haven't had a full orgasm and you'll be frustrated and horny and your balls will ache from being so tight and tangled in their sack and not being able to fully release the pressure that's mounting inside of them...When I feel you've finally had enough and your balls are bone dry I'll take you deep in my mouth and you'll feel my tongue swirl around your dick quickly and expertly, working you off into the where to get laid explosive orgasm you've EVER had!! Your dick will be 10 times more sensitive than usual and you'll be so long over due you won't be able to hold back. When you finally do ''cum'' there will be no cum left to cum out. It will all have been drained, but you'll still feel the most intense rush of a long delayed orgasm as you ''explode'' in my mouth. I've seen the biggest, toughest men shriek and cry out in pure, lustful ecstasy and completely lose control bucking wildly in the chair as they become slaves to the indescribable climax that ball draining brings! It's truly an experience like no other and will leave you feeling spent, but deeply satisfied like you never knew possible.Here's what I'm looking for: WHITE MEN only, good looking, clean, respectful, disease and drug free between 35 and 50. Please don't bother if you don't fit that description. Blue or white collar fine, I like masculine, rugged men as opposed to the more metro, super-groomed look. HAIRY CHESTS are a big turn on so if you have one, move to the front of the line! Be in decent shape in that you take care of yourself and it shows. Married or attached is fine. This can be a one time experience or if it works out, a regular thing. Some men get addicted to the experience of regular ball draining sessions the way some do massage.Please be descriptive in your reply and send a picture or two. Believe it or not, I'd rather see your face and body than a picture of your cock. If we get together I'm going to ask to call you very discreetly so be prepared for that. I understand if you're married, but I would never invite someone over without chatting first to make sure there's a connection. Finally, please write more than one line! Tell me about you, your description, your age, what drew you to the ad, your concerns, whatever! Just don't write one line asking if ''I'm real?,'' if ''I'm Spam?,'' ''What's the catch?,'' etc. Creativity and an open mind for adventure is your price of admission! I'll be curious to see if you paid attention :)I'm in my 30's, attractive, clean, drug, disease and smoke free, with dark hair and hazel eyes. I can HOST and have best availability during the day.Wanna try something different? 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